||[Jun. 12th, 2006|03:15 am]
Serious Creative Writing
Once upon a time, there was a thin, attractive princess with very little body hair. It was a dark and rainy night outside the castle. The princess met a handsome prince. He was like a dream come true. She never felt like this before. It was like nothing she'd ever felt.|
They married on a Sunday. It was a lively affair.
The prince had genital herpes he'd caught from a horse. This pre-empted their desire for children.
The prince apologized and it was deeply heartfelt.
The princess understood and did not mind the genital warts.
They lived happily ever after when a doctor supplied them with the right cream.