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[Jun. 12th, 2006|03:15 am]
Serious Creative Writing

cliche_shredder

[marymagdalene]
Once upon a time, there was a thin, attractive princess with very little body hair. It was a dark and rainy night outside the castle. The princess met a handsome prince. He was like a dream come true. She never felt like this before. It was like nothing she'd ever felt.
They married on a Sunday. It was a lively affair.
The prince had genital herpes he'd caught from a horse. This pre-empted their desire for children.
The prince apologized and it was deeply heartfelt.
The princess understood and did not mind the genital warts.
They lived happily ever after when a doctor supplied them with the right cream.

Then End.
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[User Picture]From: marymagdalene
2006-06-12 10:19 am (UTC)
::rolls eyes::
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From: ex_stdymphna813
2006-06-12 09:34 pm (UTC)
neem cream lol
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-14 12:36 pm (UTC)
i like happy endings.
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[User Picture]From: marymagdalene
2006-06-14 01:27 pm (UTC)
i like cliches.
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-23 11:15 pm (UTC)
what?! oh no. i shred cliches. they fuel me.
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[User Picture]From: marymagdalene
2006-06-24 07:13 am (UTC)
i was...being cliche-some in my posts. i have no idea what else.
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-25 08:26 pm (UTC)

words of the speechless

oh O__O ......::has no clue what else to say:: onions taste bad.
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[User Picture]From: marymagdalene
2006-06-25 11:01 pm (UTC)

Re: words of the speechless

onions hurt.
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-26 08:52 pm (UTC)

Re: words of the speechless

especially in the eyes...or in the crotch when pelted with them.
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