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[Jun. 12th, 2006|07:29 am]
Serious Creative Writing

cliche_shredder

[marymagdalene]
It was hotter than Hades outside. You could surely fry an egg.
I was walking along, singing a song, when I noticed, to my horror, that there was a person laying in the street.
He had eyes big as saucers! He was in pain.
I couldn't believe it.
I must do something!
The sun was beginning to set. It looked like a romantic evening was starting. Just me and the stranger. Alone at last.
"Why are you in pain?" I asked, caressing his face.
"Your mom just farted and I suffered a stroke."
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-14 12:37 pm (UTC)
har har. i like it. i love short stories that are actually short.
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[User Picture]From: marymagdalene
2006-06-14 01:28 pm (UTC)
i love chocolate.
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[User Picture]From: sporks_of_doom
2006-06-23 11:15 pm (UTC)
me too
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